Miscellaneous Quotes
"I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."
Sue to Will in Glee
Sue to Will in Glee
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Dementos: Guardians of Azkaban with minty fresh breath
"Being a good writer is 3 percent talent and 97 percent not getting distracted by the internet" if this quote is true then there is no hope for me as a writer.
"Maybe you should sleep with a knife to protect yourself from the dangerously sharp objects...I just reread that sentence. I feel stupid."-Kay
"Quit interrupting my kid at her dance lesson, scout meeting, choir practice, baseball game, art class, field trip, park day, music class, 4H club, or soccer lesson to ask her if as a homeschooler she ever gets to socialize."-The reason I like this quote is because I used to be homeschooled :)
"I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random."- Jace CoB
"I hadn't stopped believing in God. I just stopped believing that God cared." -Jace CoB
"I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastefully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored." -Jace CoB
Me/Real Life Quotes:
My mom and I were having a debate thingy about religion(we always do this, I ask questions about what I think might be loopholes in the Bible and she comes up with flawless answers. It's a really good thing she majored in religion) and my brother was whining about going to the store, so my mom looked at him and said,
"Charlie, is God taking away your store time?"
"Yes."
"Are you gonna make bad choices because of that?"
"Yes. " I heart my bro.
Me, talking to my mom, about designing Dia's Grammy dress. Me: 'I have dibs on designing her Grammy dress.' Mom: 'What's a "Grammy dress"? Is that when you have your first grandchild? wouldn't she be a little old?' Me: 'No, Mom, the Grammy's, as in music awards." Mom: 'Ooooooh...' She makes me lol
"Whats you're favorite color"
"Pink"
"This is why you and Nico (di Angelo) would never work, well, that and the fact that he's a fictional character!"
Me and Dia, she loves Nico very much
I was taking my hairband out of my hair, and I noticed some hairs tangled in it, so I pulled them out and threw them out the window. Then my friend who was in the car with me yelled out, "don't throw your hair out the window, some demented scientists could catch it and use your DNA to make a new human race that could destroy the world as we know it! And then there would be no more chocolate!" she makes me RotFL
"I'm here Mr. Barbecue" Dia's sister talking in her sleep. She's sooo cute!
IT'S THE GREEN BUGGY!!!!- Dia thinks green VW is stalking her. its actually pretty funny!
"Mom, look, this apple looks like the face of Jesus! My college fund is payed for! we can sell it on eBay and make a fortune!" sorry Joey, it didn't look like Jesus. it sorta looked like King Kong, though.
My friend was reading PJO for the first time, and she was at the part where Percy killed Mrs. Dodds and turned her into dust. she stopped reading and said, "Wait, so, she's a sandcastle?"
"Ugh! Dramatic exit! ...Wait, I forgot my video camera."- Me
My mom and I were listening to Grenade on the radio, and suddenly she was like, "This is sort of violent, why couldn't he have been singing about flowers or something?"
"Because Mom, I don't think 'I would catch a flower for ya' would have the same effect"
Me: "Silk! It's a couple name between soy and milk! Just like Fax and Percabeth! Or maybe Soy and Milk had a baby and named it Silk!"
My Aunt: "Please tell me you're joking..." I saw a commercial for Silk (you know, the soy milk?) and that was my random outburst... I think my aunt thinks I'm crazy...
