Awesomesauce (it is a word) Quotes

Miscellaneous Quotes

"I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."
Sue to Will in Glee

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Dementos: Guardians of Azkaban with minty fresh breath

"Being a good writer is 3 percent talent and 97 percent not getting distracted by the internet" if this quote is true then there is no hope for me as a writer. 

"Maybe you should sleep with a knife to protect yourself from the dangerously sharp objects...I just reread that sentence. I feel stupid."-Kay

"Quit interrupting my kid at her dance lesson, scout meeting, choir practice, baseball game, art class, field trip, park day, music class, 4H club, or soccer lesson to ask her if as a homeschooler she ever gets to socialize."-The reason I like this quote is because I used to be homeschooled :)

The Mortal Instruments Quotes
"I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random."- Jace CoB
"I hadn't stopped believing in God. I just stopped believing that God cared." -Jace CoB
"I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastefully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored." -Jace CoB


Me/Real Life Quotes:
My mom and I were having a debate thingy about religion(we always do this, I ask questions about what I think might be loopholes in the Bible and she comes up with flawless answers. It's a really good thing she majored in religion) and my brother was whining about going to the store, so my mom looked at him and said,
"Charlie, is God taking away your store time?"
"Yes."
"Are you gonna make bad choices because of that?"
"Yes. " I heart my bro.

Me, talking to my mom, about designing Dia's Grammy dress. Me: 'I have dibs on designing her Grammy dress.' Mom: 'What's a "Grammy dress"? Is that when you have your first grandchild? wouldn't she be a little old?' Me: 'No, Mom, the Grammy's, as in music awards." Mom: 'Ooooooh...' She makes me lol

"Whats you're favorite color"
"Pink"
"This is why you and Nico (di Angelo) would never work, well, that and the fact that he's a fictional character!"
Me and Dia, she loves Nico very much

I was taking my hairband out of my hair, and I noticed some hairs tangled in it, so I pulled them out and threw them out the window. Then my friend who was in the car with me yelled out, "don't throw your hair out the window, some demented scientists could catch it and use your DNA to make a new human race that could destroy the world as we know it! And then there would be no more chocolate!" she makes me RotFL


"I'm here Mr. Barbecue" Dia's sister talking in her sleep. She's sooo cute!

IT'S THE GREEN BUGGY!!!!- Dia thinks green VW is stalking her. its actually pretty funny!

"Mom, look, this apple looks like the face of Jesus! My college fund is payed for! we can sell it on eBay and make a fortune!" sorry Joey, it didn't look like Jesus. it sorta looked like King Kong, though.

My friend was reading PJO for the first time, and she was at the part where Percy killed Mrs. Dodds and turned her into dust. she stopped reading and said, "Wait, so, she's a sandcastle?"

"Ugh! Dramatic exit! ...Wait, I forgot my video camera."- Me

My mom and I were listening to Grenade on the radio, and suddenly she was like, "This is sort of violent, why couldn't he have been singing about flowers or something?"

"Because Mom, I don't think 'I would catch a flower for ya' would have the same effect"

Me: "Silk! It's a couple name between soy and milk! Just like Fax and Percabeth! Or maybe Soy and Milk had a baby and named it Silk!"
My Aunt: "Please tell me you're joking..." I saw a commercial for Silk (you know, the soy milk?) and that was my random outburst... I think my aunt thinks I'm crazy...

I feel like a jerk

Blog update

So various blog readers of the world, i am SO sorry i haven't posted a blog since like, October. I feel really bad when i say this, but i maybe sort of forgot a little bit? That and every thing has been so busy I never really had time to write. I feel sort of jerkish but i have to admit that the only reason I remembered was whe someone came up to me and was like, " Sophia, i can't wait to read your next blog update!" but, lucky for you, lots of things have happened since I last updated so I have a lot to write about!!!

the DeLoatche family went to -drumroll please- Disney World!!! Let's just say, if you get an all expense paid trip to basically anywhere in the world like Charlie did, Disney world is a pretty darn good choice. Here are my top seven things you absolutely must do. 
Expedition Everest: the most awesome thing in Disney
Space mountain: so cool I had to go on it twice. 
Stitch's great escape: very cool, mostly because I love Lilo and Stitch ( so does Charlie, he freaked when he saw Stitch!)
Splash mountain: I went on it with my Dad because my mom didn't want to get wet and Amanda didn't want to mess up her hair. *cough cough*babies*cough cough* 
That buzz lightyear star command ride that I can't remember the name of: that was awesome
Kali river rapids: sort of boring but at the end it was fun
Lion King Show: that was REALLY awesome!!!

So while we were in Orlando, we had to stay somewhere. This is where Give Kids The World comes in. Three words for you: It. Was. Awesome. I mean think about it, GKTW is a place where you stay in your own villa, got delicious breakfast, lunch, and dinner free, it had a carousel (which Charlie and I rode on every day), 2 pools, and a lot of other cool stuff. So, i am officially obsessed with my iPad because it's just that awesome. Seriously. Pure awesomeness.
-S